Virginity is like balloon. One prick and it’s gone forever
Sex is like a pack of chips Once u start you can't stop
Exam paper is like a dick When it gets hard people get fucked
Fate is like getting raped If you can’t fight, learn to enjoy it
Work is like a group sex 10 people r behind your ass to take your place
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hard work
Success is like Masturbating, only your own hand can let u achieve it.
That's how this fucking life proceeds on, but still I love my life Collected By ⇒ Rz Rasel
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "can i help you sir?" "yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my Carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "where was your Car the last time you saw it?" "it wasss on the end of thisshh Key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks Down and sees the man's wiener Hanging out of his fly for all the World to see. He asks the man, "sir are you Aware that you are exposing Yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk Looks down at his crotch and Without missing a beat, blurts Out.... Collected By ⇒ Rz Rasel
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Girl says: it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock... Collected By ⇒ Rz Rasel
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Dave takes his wife out to a local restaurant and as they're eating their dinner he drops his fork. A waiter appears and replaces it with a new one. Dave is very impressed by this and decides to test the waiter by dropping his napkin this time. Sure enough, the waiter replaces it with a new one. Dave thinks about this for a moment and then pushes his wife off of her chair.... Collected By ⇒ Rz Rasel
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All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off (Shakespeare)
All boys are innocent before the lights are switched off (Shakespeare's wife). Collected By ⇒ Rz Rasel
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